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“I’m pretty sure hash browns don’t look like that.”

“Those are scrambled eggs, Barton.”

*Phil’s skill set does not include cooking.*

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    That’s ok, he can order take out like a badass

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    -slightly offended- Yes, well just like MRE’s, you’ll still live in the desert if you eat them.

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    Hn.

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    that is not how eggs work. Sure, sweetheart. They’re perfectly edible. Like an MRE.

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    Poor baby.

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    Circus fic!

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    Phil being a terrible cook was already my headcanon but this helped cement it. And it’s for similar reasons - the guy is...

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