Gabby Douglas had better get all the endorsements in the world.
I mean it.
I want her on billboards and in commercials and on fucking cereal boxes.
I want people using Gabby’s face to try to sell me tampons.
I want large corporations banking on her marketability to sell their shit.
I want to be fucking sick of her face because of how oversaturated she is.
If there isn’t a Got Milk ad out in the next month I will burn something down.