slydigger:

my life is as unorganized as a forever 21 store

henleyreevs:

“Okay, let me tell you the difference between Facebook and everyone else, we don’t crash EVER! If those servers are down for even a day, our entire reputation is irreversibly destroyed!” 

I think this is what Mark Zuckerberg was talking about.

“Look, I’m sorry! I was angry and maybe it was childish, but I had to get your attention.”

Maybe Wardo’s trying to get it again?

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malkatz:

healthy-is-perfection:

sociologygirl:

introvertedart:

#9. I don’t mind going back to jail…

My dad.

omg #9 I’m dying

10 confuses me. Is the dad gonna pay for the boyfriend’s dinner?

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snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

#droppin’ panties left and right 

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penandpage:

do-you-have-a-flag:

knusprig-titten-hitler:

One of these things is not like the other.

#will graham’s house

#team free will

(Source: avrisham)

thethreelies:

siliconpyscho:

Nothing says, “I love the Earth!” quite like bringing bulldozers into an old-growth forest to create a fake ruined castle. And to build this fantasy world on a spot that should have been open to regular old middle-class people: That makes it even better.

But, of course, that’s also part of the new Silicon Valley parable: dream big,privatize the previously public, pay no attention to the rules, build recklessly,enjoy shamelessly, invoke magic, and then pay everybody off. 

GO HOME, SEAN.

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starllex:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how does real estate greet other real estate 

house it going

ditoris:

SHIT

(Source: troy-bolton)