okay so the university of wisconsin-madison mascot is bucky badger and he’s like A Big Fucking Deal around here and the crew of guys who wear the bucky costume is like a super elite thing on campus but no one outside the cheer team is supposed to know who they are
and now all i want in the WORLD is wisconsin!stevebucky au where bucky is the uw mascot and steve and natasha are cheerleaders who are both into him and natasha forces a bet with steve to make it into a competition for who can hook up with the hot new mascot first but secretly the whole thing is her master plan to set them up and ?!??!!!?!!???
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was a koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials